A couple of cocky/disqualifying statements to make the girl think you are better than her.
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“Let me see” (grab hand) “see, your good girl line is pretty long.. and look at this long bad boy line – we could never be together!”
“I’m not good for you. He is cute; he suits you. You two look cute together!”
(Bump her) “Oh my god, You’re so drunk you can’t walk!”
“Oh my god, I think I love me!”
“Hey – stop looking at me like a piece of meat – I’m a human being.. I have feelings!”
