A great collection of one-liners for those little remarks that make the big impact.
credit: Sonics
“Do you wanna sleep with me… No never mind, the most you’re gonna get out of me is sex.” – Swiniggcat
HB: “We’re not having sex tonight!”
PUA: “I don’t believe you… you don’t even believe you.”
- Swinggcat
“What does your boyfriend do? (She gives occupation) Great! He can do our taxes (or make our meals, change my oil or whatever) while we’re out having fun!”
“OMG, where is her off button?” – Mystery
“You are a disagreer, aren’t you? Your job is to disagree with everything I say. Lets see… ” – Mystery
“Thank you. Now you may leave.” – Mystery
“We will be right over there, come join us in a minute.” (Isolation excuse for the group.) – Mystery
“We like each other, are you cool with that?” (Addressed to the friend, this is a fantastic line that assumes the sale and helps them backwardrationalize that they indeed like you.) – Mystery
“I’m about to spank that ass”
(Whenever you are about to battle a girl at something, basketball, racecar game etc.)
“Your nails look dangerous!”
“I hate plans… what are you doing right now?”
“I don’t know why, but I’m drawn to you. Can you Rationalize this for me?“
“Do you know why you and I would never get along? We’re too similar, that’s why. You wouldn’t take my shit, I wouldn’t take your shit, what’s fun in that?“
“You remind me of a good girl acting bad.”
HB: How old are you?
Me: Almost 30…
HB: No you’re not
Me: Yeah I’ll be 30 in… 6, years.
HB: Laughs (it will never stop amazing me how often girls can’t do math)
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